It was early evening when Alex got back from the gym; he and
a few friends had stayed a little longer than usually, but had already decided
he was going to quit. See recently a new group of guys had been frequenting his
gym and they were bursting with muscle, these giant men had Adonis like bodies
and were not afraid to show them off. While Alex had been happy with his lean
swimmers physique seeing these men parade their heavy pecs, thick thighs and
bulging biceps had made Alex jealous and had motivated him to take his fitness
to the next level. One guy in particular, Gregor, made Alex green with envy.
Gregor nearly had double the muscle mass of Alex which often made Alex look
tiny in comparison, Gregor was big and wide while Alex was thin and trim. Alex
felt completely emasculated whenever he was around Gregor and it was starting
to make him anxious and stressed. So Alex decided that he would only be happy
if he could be the same size as Gregor, if he was in the same league as this
guy then he wouldn’t feel emasculated anymore.
Over the last few months Alex had tried his hardest to get
bigger and match the size of the bodybuilders at the gym, he went at every
opportunity he possibly could and staff at the gym even suggested he live there
since he visited so often. However even though he had gained a substantial
amount of muscle he still was not the size of his unaware rival Gregor. It was
that evening when he was ready to through in the towel that the Genie appeared.
Alex looked into his cupboards at all the supplements,
vitamins and protein and with a deep sigh scooped them into his kitchen bin.
‘What a waste of money, time and effort. Why did I even
bother’ Alex then tied up the top of the garbage bag and headed to the curb,
however before he could there was a knock at his front door.
‘Eurgh who could that be?’, Alex thought as he dumped the
bag before opening the door, before he had a chance to even glimpse who was on
the other side of the door a large green blur rushed past Alex directly into
his house. Alex ran into his living room to catch this blur but it was as if no
one had entered, it was then he heard a voice.
‘I am a granter of wishes, I make desires reality and dreams
come true and you Alex were about to give yours up’.
‘Who the hell are you?, how do you know my name? And most
importantly get out of my house.’
‘I am afraid I will not, it is my duty to make sure dreams,
desires and wishes come true and it would be immoral of me to let yours
disappear. See I can help you Alex I can put you on the same playing field as
Gregor.’
Alex froze, he had told no one of his rivalry with Gregor,
not even Gregor himself, whoever this voice was he was certainly not your
average person.
‘Don’t be surprised Alex I make it my business to know what
people want so in turn I can give it to them.’
‘That’s awfully nice of you, I mean what do you get out of
it?’ Alex sneered
‘Well, when people get what they desire they often have to
leave something behind and that is what I take as payment. For example if
someone wants a new car I get the old one that sort of thing, so Alex will you
let me help you get what you desire.’
Alex had grown frustrated unable to find the source of the
voice he let put a long sigh ‘If I say yes will you leave my house’
‘Of course’
‘Fine’
‘Great so what is they you most desire, do you want to be
the biggest bodybuilder on the planet, grow muscle exponentially or … do you
just want to be able to play with the big boys like Gregor’ the genie said with
a spiteful chuckle in his voice.
‘NO’ Alex snapped ‘I just wish I could compete with Gregor…
he’s-
‘Excellent then it shall be done’
Within a second the green blur appeared again and began
circling Alex
‘What’s happening ?’
‘I am granting your wish and fulfilling desire.’
Alex could no longer move and all he could see was green as
whatever it was continued to surround him. He began to feel different as if
parts of his body were becoming numb and movement was now
impossible. Then
without warning the green blur was replaced with a bright light.
Alex was panicking he couldn’t move at all and he knew he
wasn’t in his house anymore; he heard what sounded like a mumbling crowd and
could smell what seemed like fake tan. As his vision began to focus Alex saw
the bright light was just in fact a ceiling lamp attached to an unfamiliar
ceiling. Where the hell was he? He tried to shout for help but immediately
realised he wasn’t making any sound all he had was his thoughts. Things seemed
grim for Alex, paralysed, mute and in an unfamiliar place and what’s more that
thing that was in his house might really have been magic. Just as hope seemed
lost Alex heard a familiar voice and what appeared to be a giant standing over
him.
‘So I can just have this one here? Looks a little small but
it will have to do’ Gregor growled
Alex’s mind was racing he no idea what was doing on, he
could feel himself touching Gregor but it felt like his entire body was
touching him , what’s more Alex had started to register a strange unpleasant
odour. It was only when Gregor turned to fiddle with his belongings that Alex
got a look at himself in a full length mirror
Gregor naturally took first place along with Alex who was
now his good luck charm, Gregor actually preferred the smaller poser he had
been given, although he got a bit of a wedgie his glutes looked amazing and it
was pretty comfortable. Alex had endured a full show of being paraded on the
ass of a bodybuilder, he was so humiliated but he just hoped it would end soon.
As another bodybuilder congratulated Gregor something in Alex’s brain clicked.
‘It was a pleasure to compete with you Gregor, got any more
competitions lined up?’
Compete? His wish, Alex finally understood what the
trickster had done and perhaps now he could go back to normal.
However it was only
when he heard Gregor tell the other bodybuilder that he had 8 more competitions
across the country lined up possibly more, that Alex’s heart sank. Alex
struggled in vain to free himself from the massive glutes keeping him imprisoned,
he begged and pleaded for the trickster to appear but he had no such luck, in
fact Gregor then proceeded to rip a gross protein fart straight into Alex causing
him to burst into uncontrollable sobbing while he helplessly inhaled the vile
odour of a bodybuilders gas.
Meanwhile the trickster watched from the shadows backstage
in his new, young, muscular body smiling at the massive bodybuilder in the
sparkly poser. As he started to walk away he heard the brute of a man unleash
another long loud fart and the trickster couldn’t help chuckle knowing Alex was
going to be competing with Gregor for a very long time,
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