Porter and Gideon had no idea that knocking on the next house would throw both of their worlds into disarray, they were just hoping to spread the good word of God to people in their community. How were they to know that they were about to knock on the door of a very agitated and very gay warlock who had become exceedingly frustrated with the pipes in his home. If both men had known they might have ran a mile but instead they plastered on their fake smiles and happily knocked away hoping for another soul to save, unfortunately it would be Porter and Gideon that would need saving as a slim, bewildered and angry bearded man opened the door.
“Good afternoon sir, do you have time for us to tell you the words of the lord and saviour?” Porter smiled.
Gideon smiled and looked at the hairy fellow in front of him and then at the home behind him. Scanning quickly he soon noticed the small rainbow flag poking out of a vase next to the door side table along with some keys and what looked like a book on frog anatomy. “We believe that God has a plan for all of his children and we hope to save those who are living in sin and get them back on the righteous path. Remember God loves you.”
The warlock, already annoyed, was about to slam the door on the pair of smiling idiots when the gurgle of his pipes once again echoed around his house, his magical attempts at fixing his home had continuously failed but now looking at the fools on his doorstep he had an idea. The warlock's face relaxed as he then feigned concern “Does he love me? Do you believe that you could save me?”
“Of course sir! Everyone can be saved by the love and teachings of our lord” Gideon responded happily sensing that they had possibly come across someone they could convert.