Country boy

Tristin couldn’t help but readjust his crotch as he watched his neighbour lay out onto his hammock. Tristin had only come home for the weekend and he had spent most of it in his childhood bedroom peeping out the curtains at Holden, the big slab of muscle next door. Tristin bit his lip as he watched the beefy, hairy hunk lazily stretch out, showing off his furry abs, thick forest like armpits and boulder like biceps. Tristin could see the sweat glistening across Holden’s body from a long day of working the field and tending to the animals, the big dumb brute had worked his muscles hard and now was relaxing in the sun with a beer. Tristin moved his hand down to his rapidly hardening cock as continued to watch Holden get comfortable, his large, hairy, melon-sized pecs jiggling and bouncing as he swayed in the hammock. It was then that Holden raised his right arm and lent his face close to his pits, the simple jock pulled away in disgust but then chuckled in delight at the stench, he then grabbed his beer and laid back to bask in the sun. Tristin could have cum there and then at the very sight of the smelly, furry beast delighting in his own musk, he could no longer just watch as Tristin found himself running into the bathroom, his jeans and underwear already around his ankles as he locked the door. Slamming his own tight bubble butt onto the toilet, Tristin started to jerk his cock vigorously as a wisp of green smoke appeared over his head and the thought of Holden smelling his pits replayed in his mind.

A bad break up

After a few months of dating; Liam could not handle being around Noah. Liam had only started dating him because he was rich and had been known in the community to spoil his boyfriends. This sounded perfect to Liam who was mostly bored over the winter and thought it would be an easy way to get some new, expensive, nice things, however people failed to mention to Liam that Noah was a total slob. He often reeked of sweat, farted constantly and would often let Liam know when he needed to shit and subsequently what it looked like, mostly with a picture. The one time they were going to hook up Liam had to find an excuse to leave as it was pretty obvious that Noah had made no effort to clean himself up, evidenced from his musty aroma and dirty ass crack. However it was only when Noah unleashed a groaning, booming ass blast on a lunchdate at a fancy restaurant that Liam knew he had to end it, the presents and the cash were just not worth it anymore. In fact right there and then in the wake of the disgusting fart he started drafting the text he was going to send once the date was over.

Unfortunately, Liam made a rookie mistake. When heading to the bathroom he forgot his phone so when he returned to the table to see Noah looking rather upset and angered at the hurtful things in the message. Not only that, but it was clear he had seen other messages on the phone where Liam had detailed his true intentions of the relationship, Liam felt terrible... for a moment. That was until he saw Noah’s eyes turn green and suddenly he found his body moving on its own accord. Smiling sinisterly, Noah led the petrified Liam out of the restaurant and back to his apartment, the whole time Liam tried to shout for help and escape but it seemed he was entirely under Noah’s control.

The truth hurts

When Jason’s little brother came running into his room blathering about a truth ring a man had just given him, his instant response was to grab little Tommy’s head, push it to his big beefy jock ass and fart in his face before shoving the little runt out of his room. Even though Tommy was seventeen years old, the five years older Jason could still easily bully and torment him thanks to his pitiful size. The wimpy weedy Tommy was barely 5’6, with a puny weight of 110 pounds which meant the 240 pound, 6 ft Jason could still toss him around like a ragdoll. While the humiliation was hilarious and often a common occurrence, treating Tommy to a face full of protein fart and not listening to what he had to say turned out to be the biggest mistake of Jason’s life. Still chuckling and marvelling in his own stinky expulsion Jason heard his brother gag before pounding on the bedroom door. Rolling his eyes Jason wondered if he could squeeze another fart out as he opened the door to his angry little bro. However before he had a chance to grab him again his brother spoke and Jason found himself stopping.

“JASON STOP!”

New club

Benjamin sighed as he looked across his bar, after 25 years it was no longer profitable and he was having to sell to get by. Looking at the worn barstools, the dingy decor, the mixture of old furniture, the jukebox with only 70s music and the six gruff, old locals sipping their beers Benjamin knew he was going to miss this place and it was going to be hard to let it go. Benjamin was suddenly snapped out of his nostalgia when the door to his bar flew open and a young man flounced in and stared around the bar. Benjamin was both stunned and disgusted at the sight of the young man, with bleach blond hair, tanned muscles and only wearing only a pink crop top and tight booty shorts. Benjamin grimaced as the himbo minced over to the bar and with a high pitched squeal slammed his manicured hands onto the bar.

“Are you the owner of this cute little establishment?”

Benjamin sneered and gave a cold nod which did not seem to bother the prissy hunk in the slightest.

“FABULOUS! Because I’ve decided I'm going to buy this bar!”

A fitness contest

Jared had been busy bitching about Chad to the gym staff yet again when the tall, smelly oaf came bumbling over to him. To Jared’s surprise the dumb jock was aware of the complaints and nasty things he had been spreading and decided to confront him and put an end to it. Intrigued but barely impressed Jared decided to listen, even if the rancid sweaty scent of the jock was making his nose scrunch up in disgust.

“It’s clear you don’t want me at your gym and you’re trying your hardest to get rid of me. I’m fed up with it, so let’s settle this once and for all. Don’t look so worried I’m not going to fight you, a prissy bitch like you wouldn’t last long, no I have a better, fairer idea” Chad smirked.

Hey Big Boo-Tay

All of his friends were laughing too but it was only Jack that made the comment when the chubby, black man walked passed with his enormous, round, wide jiggling booty straining against his basketball shorts. While his jock bros whispered Jack thought it would be hilarious to shout across the street and humiliate the man.

“Damn! Look at that big boo-tay!” Jack hollered much to the amusement of his friends, however they soon stopped laughing when they saw the man with the big ass turn around and march across the street towards them.

“Who the fuck said that?” the man demanded clearly not impressed with the immature jock bros who were struggling not to laugh. Jack assumed they would all stay quiet but his mates had other plans finding it even funnier when they all pointed to him. “Well? You got a problem with my butt?”

Feeling a little betrayed by his friends and a little angry that this random stranger was getting annoyed at just a harmless joke Jack mistakenly answered back with an attitude. “Chill, fat ass it was just a joke, now waddle away”.

Toying with his friend

Caleb was only trying to make his straight friend understand why gay sex was so great when he accidently made his wish that changed everything. Steven was as straight as an arrow and even avoided wiping thoroughly so he didn't have to touch his asshole for longer, fearing it was too gay. Yet he and Caleb had been best buds for years they just avoided talking sex when it came to their sexuality but tonight it seemed unavoidable. Caleb was trying to convince Steven to allow him to have a guy over but the straight roommate was having none of it.

“I don’t want to hear what goes on between you and other guys. Your asshole should be just for pooping and I’m sticking to it” Steven laughed at his own crass remark, while Caleb rolled his eyes hearing the same thing for the hundredth time.

“C’mon Steven I promise you won’t hear a peep from us.” Caleb whined

“But I’d still know it's happening and it weirds me out. Wouldn’t you find it strange if you heard or saw me with some chick?” Steven said trying to reason with Caleb before walking off to his bedroom.